It Never Rains, by Kari Maaren
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Monday, November 20, 2023
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Monday, November 20, 2023
Panel 1: In Universe A, time is marching on. Iz A lies apathetically on his couch, his phone in his hand.

Caption: July 3, 2023

Voice on Phone: Honey, we're worried about you. What's happened between you and Rose? Call us.

Panel 2: Iz A sits on the floor in the corner of his apartment. He has been letting his hair grow. His phone is beside him on the floor.

Caption: August 15, 2023

Voice on Phone: Iz? It's Josh. What's happened to you? Rose won't even say your name.

Panel 3: Iz A sits on a chair and glares at his phone.

Caption: September 2, 2023

Voice on Phone: We see you're scheduled to break your phone again today. A replacement will be couriered to you shortly.

Panel 4: Iz A stands in his apartment. His hair is considerably longer, and he is now officially thin. Beside him is a cheerful ISTS minion holding his own phone.

Iz A: I need to get out of here.

Minion: Would you like me to prepare the private jet?

Alt-Text: Three panels of sadness and one of PURE, UNADULTERATED FARCE.

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