Panel 1: In Universe A, time is marching on. Iz A lies apathetically on his couch, his phone in his hand.
Caption: July 3, 2023
Voice on Phone: Honey, we're worried about you. What's happened between you and Rose? Call us.
Panel 2: Iz A sits on the floor in the corner of his apartment. He has been letting his hair grow. His phone is beside him on the floor.
Caption: August 15, 2023
Voice on Phone: Iz? It's Josh. What's happened to you? Rose won't even say your name.
Panel 3: Iz A sits on a chair and glares at his phone.
Caption: September 2, 2023
Voice on Phone: We see you're scheduled to break your phone again today. A replacement will be couriered to you shortly.
Panel 4: Iz A stands in his apartment. His hair is considerably longer, and he is now officially thin. Beside him is a cheerful ISTS minion holding his own phone.
Iz A: I need to get out of here.
Minion: Would you like me to prepare the private jet?
Alt-Text:
Three panels of sadness and one of PURE, UNADULTERATED FARCE.
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