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Sunday, February 14, 2016     
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| Hello, all. Here are some unexpected Star Wars Valentine's Day cards for you. I made them via my close association with the Twitter personality Tough Love Leia,
though of course I have no clue who she actually is (*whistles*). At
any rate, have five chirpy Valentine's Day cards full of incest,
bestiality, dismemberment, narcissism, and necrophilia. They refer
mostly to the original series because of the backstory behind why Leia
posts them; otherwise, I would have had a lot of fun with Poe, Finn,
and Rey. Ah well. Maybe next year. |
| Sunday, February 14, 2016 |
Card 1: Kylo Ren sits contemplating Darth Vader's mouldering helmet. He holds a rose out towards it. Caption A: Will you be my Valentine? Caption B: To: ______ From: ______ Card 2: Chewbacca grins sexily while making a "Who, me?" gesture. Caption A: Happy Valentine's Day Caption B: To: / From: Caption C: but I'd rather kiss a Wookiee Card 3: Luke Skywalker gazes in horror at the smoke rising from his wrist stump. Caption A: I love you THIS much. Caption B: To: / From: Caption C: Be mine! Card 4: Han Solo smirks. Caption A: You love me. Caption B: To: / From: Caption C: I know. Card 5: Leia kiss Luke as Han Solo looks on. Caption A: To ______ From ______ Caption B: Be My Valentine Caption C: and stop kissing your brother Go to commentary |
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