Panel 1: Iz is in his apartment, a big smile on his face.
Caption: 1 hour after
Iz: [thinks]: Yes! At last! A vaccine shot!
Panel 2: Iz lies happily on his back on his couch.
Caption: 5 hours after
Iz [thinks]: This is the best day that ever there has been!
Panel 3: Iz is using his phone.
Caption: 8 hours after
Iz [thinks]: Wow...this is great! I feel fi--
Panel 4: Iz huddles beneath a blanket, shivering, his phone beside him.
Caption: 8 hours and 1 minute after
Iz: I may be dying.
Rose [on the phone]: Eh...it'll pass.
Alt-Text:
It actually took me about 36 hours to get to the "I may be dying"
stage, but most people seem to have experienced the more alarming side
effects a bit earlier than I did.
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